Monday, January 12, 2009

Obama's First 100..


.. Minutes, that is. I meant to post this last week but forgot until I saw it on my external HD right now.

Mad Magazine put together this humorous run-down of what the future Commander-in-Chief could accomplish in his first 100 minutes in office. Some of my personal favorites:

05-06: Send thank you note to George Bush for helping me get elected

38: Screw with Secret Service agents by shouting out, "Hey, it's almost prayer time, which way is Mecca?!"


65-67: Delete "private" Scarlett Johanson photos before surrendering Black Berry to Secret Service.


and the best..

84: Just to be different, appoint staff members based on intellect and competence.


Click the pic up top to enlarge, Enjoy!

2 comments:

  1. yo that shit was the best, go to the rose garden for a quick smoke.lol

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  2. nahh i liked call McCain see if he's still interested in the Job LMAO

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