.. Minutes, that is. I meant to post this last week but forgot until I saw it on my external HD right now.
Mad Magazine put together this humorous run-down of what the future Commander-in-Chief could accomplish in his first 100 minutes in office. Some of my personal favorites:
05-06: Send thank you note to George Bush for helping me get elected
38: Screw with Secret Service agents by shouting out, "Hey, it's almost prayer time, which way is Mecca?!"
65-67: Delete "private" Scarlett Johanson photos before surrendering Black Berry to Secret Service.
and the best..
84: Just to be different, appoint staff members based on intellect and competence.
Click the pic up top to enlarge, Enjoy!
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yo that shit was the best, go to the rose garden for a quick smoke.lol
ReplyDeletenahh i liked call McCain see if he's still interested in the Job LMAO
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