LOL This is some great holiday humor. The homie John Gotty at TSS posted this earlier, and it made my Christmas Eve at the office that much more tolerable.
The best ones:
"Gonna Be Late Today - Like 15 min. I got blitzened last night. I wound up on s...."
From Frosty the Snowman
"Check it, I snapped a pic of this chick I fu...."
Click the pic to enlarge this screenshot of Santa's GMail account, Enjoy!